Hire me

A: I need a job.

B: What was your last job?

A: I was a painter.

B: What happened?

A: I got laid off because there was no work.

B: What else can you do?

A: I'm a handyman.

B: Can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink?

A: Of course.

B: Then I have a job for you in my kitchen.

A: It will cost you only $20 plus parts.

B: Okay. That sounds like a fair price.