Light my fire

A: What are we going to do?

B: About what?

A: About finding a job for me.

B: You don't need a job. I make enough money for both of us.

A: That doesn't matter. I don't want to sit around.

B: Okay, what kind of job do you want?

A: I'm not sure.

B: Well, you should do something that you enjoy.

A: I enjoy selling. I was born to sell.

B: Okay, what do you want to sell?

A: Cigarette lighters. I'll make a fortune.

B: But you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking!