What if

A: What would you do if you lost your job?

B: I have no idea. I've been here for 20 years.

A: Do you have any other skills?

B: Well, I know how to flip hamburgers.

A: No one would hire you to flip hamburgers.

B: Have you heard something that you're not telling me?

A: What do you mean?

B: Are there going to be layoffs at this place?

A: I certainly hope not!

B: If you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too.

A: Oh great, we could both work at Burger King.

B: Maybe we'd get laid off there, too.